Hoxby

Hoxby [hocks·bee] n. a pox on irreverent noisemakers and unsuspecting Frat boys. *usage note: the surname¹ has become a byword like that of Benedict Arnold (treason) and Samuel Alexander Mudd (disloyalty, untrustworthy) ---though he was eventually pardoned, Mudd's name, for a time, reinforced the pejorative curse "Your name is mud."

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¹ Ref: The Fountain Hopper #9, "EXCLUSIVE: Stanford Econ Professor threatens, assaults student at frat party", Et al. {numerous mentions and updates about the number of alleged noise complaint incidents, Et al. involving said person in subsequent FoHo issues}.